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Your mum
Your mother the person who gave birth to you
10 year old kid: DUDE I FUCKED UR MUM LAST NIGHT IT WAS AWESOME
The person who shoved you outa her pussy so that you could live. Thanks mom.
Ur mum is the absolute best, original, wittiest, and well thought out insult known to man.
Guy 1- Stop hitting my ribcage with a metal bar
Guy 2- I'm doing ur mum
This phrase is used (mostly in England) as one of the best way to end a conversation. The reason for this is because there is no way to reply to it.
Example 1:
Joe: What do you want for dinner tonight?
Jeff: Ur mum
Example 2:
Bob: Harry you’re so ugly
Harry: Ur mum
Example 3:
Teacher: Harvey, did you do your homework?
Harvey: No
Teacher: Why not?
Harvey: Ur mum
the words 'ur mum' are the greatest words mankind has ever invented. There is so much emotion in these beautiful words I cannot even describe how it makes me feel when someone whispers these words Into my ears it makes me feel all buzzy and tingly it is a sensational feel coursing through your body. the maker of these words a quandarius figgle bottom the 3rd now he is the most gorgeous person to ever set foot on this earth gosh I wish he would marry me.
jack: Hey christian ur mum is a fucking ugly whore.
Christian: shut up cuz guess what I had intercourse with ur dad last night
jack: wha-