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Uranus smells like Ur anus! (true fact)
You smell like Uranus! Did u fart?
Uranus facts
Planet type: gas giant
Diameter: 50 724 km
Pronunciation: "Your Anus"
Ideal conversation topic with a friend:
You: What is 50 000 kilometers wide and full of gas?
Friend: idk
You: Uranus!!!! *laughs uncontrollably*
Friend: wtf...
You: Facts, just search uranus diameter on google and you will realise its wider than earth.
Former friend: You're in deep trouble
*fight*
*1 hour later*
You: *in hospital* let's be friends again?
Friend: *also in hospital* of course, we have always been good friends
Uranus is huge. I mean, it really is.
The seventh planet from the Sun, classified as an ice giant. Uranus is basically a large ball of hydrogen, methane, helium, and, to a lesser extent, ammonia which imparts a blue color. It is also very cold, with temperatures in the neighbourhood of 357° F (-216° C).
The name has become the butt (pun not intended) of many ass jokes; I think you can see why.
Some astronomers pronounce it, "ūr′·ə·nəs" (YERR'uh ness) in order to help stem the tide of Uranus-related ass jokes while others still prefer the original pronunciation, "ū·rā′·nəs" (your ANUS).
Look in this new Celestron telescope! See that little blue thing? That's Uranus.
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Giant spherical toilet floating in space
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1. Your anus
2. What a potato could enter
3. what brown potatoes come out of
4. a gas giant
5. donald trump
6. an anus as big as uranus
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1. Your anus
2. What a potato could enter
3. what brown potatoes come out of
4. a gas giant
5. donald trump
6. an anus as big as uranus
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