Jean Claude Van Damme

Made for TV movie king!! I think his only film to mae it to the cinema was also his shitest...Street Fighter.

Man 9pm channel 5 another Van Damme films on!

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jean claude van damme

Belgian shokotan-ass guy that does the splits in an effort to get closer to the coke on the floor. Fucked up his career with coke and backstabbing. Pissed of Frank W Dux, the guy he portrayed in bloodsport

his acting skills are shitty.

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Two can Van Damme

It is the act of kicking the shit out of 10 vietmanese bar patrons while doing a gay split after a couple of drinks.

"Mikey?" "What did I just do?" "Dude, you totally two can Van Dammed those sumbitches!"

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Jean Claude van damme

I’m pretty sure he is a fashion guy, I only did this for the example bit below

ASHLEY: JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME IS AN ICON
Will: WELLLLL JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMN IM FINE

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JEAN CLAUDE VAN DAMME

Where a man proceeds to perform the jean claude van damme styled splits between a set of chairs and has a girl give him a rim job while dressed as chun li

"Bro, sophie gave me the best jean claude van damme experience of my life!"