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The performative act of cutting off both of one's own ears. It is often used as an exaggerative phrase expressing one's desire to not want to listen to something.
I'd rather double van gogh myself than listen to that crap.
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The unexplainable desire to cut off one's own ear. Named after the artist who cut off his ear, then gave it to a hooker
Psychiatrist: It seems you have come down with Van Gogh Syndrome.
Patient: Holy shit! Is it fatal!?
Psychiatrist: Unfortunately yes, and the only cure involves a hamster and a barrel of chocolate pudding.
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A crusader against all the evil, retrogressive aspects of organized religion.
Was killed by an Islamic butcher called Mohammed Boyouri (see goatfucker), because Muslims were afraid Theo would succeed in exposing the evil hoax of Islam.
A friend of the most hated infidel Ayaan Hirsi Ali, with whom he made the short film, Submission, which portrayed the stupidity of Islam and its brutal subjugation of women.
He had responded angrily to the suggestions that he remove his name from the film's credits for security reasons: "If I can't put my name own my own film, in Holland, then Holland isn't Holland any more, and I am not me."
For making the mistake of putting his faith in the freedom in Holland, he was shot 8 times, throat slit, and one of the 2 knives left implanted in his torso had a note pinned to it, chanting death to the West, Jews and Hirsi Ali.
Theo remained true to his self, until his death. But is Holland, Holland any more?
Theo van Gogh was killed by a fanatic Muslim. But we now have a thousand Theos rising up against the marauding tyranny of organized religion.
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The act of sticking both index fingers, while listening to Beethoven and drawing a crazy masterpiece all over her face or back.
I was waiting for him ejaculate when he surprised me with a Dirty Van Gogh.
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When someone is talking such bullshit or has a really annoying voice, you want to cut your ears off
Inspired by Vincent van Gogh, a painter who cut one of his ears off.
A: The teacher's pet was talking shit again, it wanted me to do a van gogh
B: Yeah sucks...
The kind of poopie that you find so amazing, you just have to show someone else.
Mark dumped quite a Van Gogh poopie, but everyone else thought it was just crap.
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The act of cutting off both of one’s ears, also known as the natural response to hearing Justin Bieber sing.
“I swear to God, if I hear Despacito one more time, I’m gonna pull a double Van Gogh”
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