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The act of playing with your wee wee.
You don't want to date this girl, you just want her to varnish your venison for five minutes.
When you fuck a chick then cum all over labia majora then spread it all over it, let it dry producing a high gloss finish. This can be done after “staining the door “ or with no staining at all... leaving a natural color
My girl and I are planning on varnishing the door this evening.
Used to describe a terrible smelling object
<Guy1> Wow those shoes smell terrible
<Guy2> Yeah they smell like Varnished Assholes
The state of being so thoroughly drunk and stoned that you are completely and utterly fucked up. 100% blasted, plastered and loaded with a good, big, powerful toke of stoke. Or grass or weed or whatever...
I'm fucking varnished to the max, fucker!!!
I'll bet she got varnished after work and passed out on the bench.
Seminal fluids that often appears and says hello when a mans shlong is rubed or inserted in to somthing contracting.
please my brother dont rub your man varnish on my dingle berry
raw and inferior whiskey (from nail varnish, another term for nail polish, and remover)
That varnish remover was nasty.