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a release of air from the vagina, often done inadvertantly after copulation
I though she would let out a vart, but nothing happened.
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something your mom do after doing it doggey style with snoop-dog aka doggey queefer
air geting stuck in the pussy after having her chery poped (pussy)
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A expulsion of foul smelling air and semen from the vaginal canal. the cum vart gets its rank smell from a mans semen that has been marinating inside the vagina for at least 6 hours.
johnny : "this morning i woke up and started to kiss lisa's vagina and she let out the worst smelling cum vart i have ever experienced in my life. it stank so bad that i vomited right there between her legs."
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An organism that lives on liquified varts by jarring them and drinking them. These creatures are invisible and extremely small. I like them with ketchup and mayonnaise. This is often used as an insult.
I ate a Vart Jarring Elves and it was delicious, though it smelled like crusty vagina.
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When a group of girls get together, the first varts (farts into her vagina) and then passes her vart to the next girl. Currently the Guinness World Record is 6 vart tosses consecutively. The record holder wished to remain anonymous, but we’re willing to let it be told that they we’re practicing Catholic Nuns. It’s a hilarious idea yes, but the tough part is the judging. The judge has to smell the first vart and then smell the (vart chain) for authenticity. Hopefully this is a voluntary position. More to come, this new party game is still in its early stages.
That party was off the chain last night! They had a midget bathing in a chocolate fountain and a vart tossing contest.
After consuming 12 spicy carnita tacos, Jimmy had the craziest vart in his short life.
vagina fart, muff puff, cunt grunt, fanny fluff, clit cough, pussy purr, peach pocket pop, front bum burp
I was hitting it from the back when i felt this massive cunt grunt blow my nuts. Then i smelt it! The vart smelled like an old fish market.