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Twisting your testicles until all circulation cuts off and you can pull them off with ease.
“Hey, where’s Isaiah?” “Didn’t you hear? He tried a DIY Vasectomy and he’s been at the hospital!”
This textual description that indicates that a man has had a vasectomy. The implication is that since a man is now supposedly incapable of getting a female pregnant that a condom does not have to be used.
Consider that if a condom is used, whether the man has had a vasectomy or not, getting a female pregnant isn't an issue. Why even mention it at all.
A typical example would be a couple's text description in a swinger's website or in any other forum where couples are available for swinging and their personal and sexual preferences and details are expressed, such as the example below, this example is just a small part of a typical description of a couple,
Describe Yourselves:
Him:
He is 178 lbs, HWP, "v"-safe, (also vasectomy safe, or v-safe)....
Her:
She is...
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A man that is of little intelligence and a possible inbreeding that has had his privates burned, kicked or other possible non surgical procedures that has rendered him either sterile or severely damaged his sperm.
I had a Redneck Vasectomy, no need for no fancy doctors.
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When you put a rubber band around the balls.
"Bradley did you get that girl pregnant"
"No I got a Garage Vasectomy"
Surgery to tie any random tubules to the vas deferens so that orgasm results in a wide variety of bodily fluids being ejected from the penis.
Kim had a reverse vasectomy, now he bleeds when he cums.
Something one looks forward to after they have had enough children
I can't wait to have vasectomy sex!
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What you call the end product when you scrounge together any tobacco and weed that you have left sitting in your rolling box, grinder or wherever else you may find some, and put it together to roll a joint. This can only be achieved when your bag of weed has finished at a time when most required. The enjoyment you get from this is unparallel in smoking terms, the name coming from the Mexican Vasectomy firework mentioned by Danny McBride in "Land of the Lost".
Fuck man, the Inbetweeners is on and we've no grass left. See if you can get a Mexican Vasectomy together
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