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Anti-vax

A person who rejects scientific evidence and puts others in harm's way out of sheer ignorance.

Her anti-vax views run contrary to legitimate research and the advice of the majority of the medical community.

by RagnarPickles August 28, 2015

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Vax-Jacking

Posting your Covid-19 vaccination card to get likes.

Look at all these people vax-jacking on facebook.

by bababababooey April 7, 2021


half-vaxxed

Term for people who got first shot of a vaccine but were too lazy and/or moronic to get the second, or waited too long so the 2nd would no longer be effective

Fusion of half-assed + vaccinated

"Hey, you know if Pete is vaccinated?" - Person 1
"Nah, he half-vaxxed it" - Person 2

by agamerwithemail1 May 8, 2021


Anti-vax

An absolute retard who thinks that Karen on Facebook is smarter than a centuries worth of research

Commonly found like this

Anti- vax :do your own research and you’ll find out what I mean

Regular person : send me some evidence then

Anti-vax can’t government controls the internet

by The beanbag June 1, 2019

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vax hangouts

a place for virgins to hang out

Oliver: Hop on vax hangouts
Everyone: no

by bigdaper March 15, 2021

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vax-cattle

also known as "branch covidians" are people (usually those with left-leaning political sensibilities) belonging to a neo-secular religious cult, who embrace the new religion of pathogen-fear-worship. These zealots worships at the altar of media-promoted and government-induced panic-porn. Characteristic traits include virtue-signaling their own worth and the worth of others based on the amount of fear that can be publicly exchanged within those respective social groups, where fear is exchanged as a form of social currency used to purchase, sell, broadcast, and extol the following: reverence, ego, rapport, faux-virtue, adoration and admiration.

Man, the media have become modern day televangelists for the vax-cattle.

by bobbysixkillr April 7, 2021

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anti-vax

An individual that has not taken the time to educate themselves on the Supreme Court case Bruesewitz v. Wyeth Inc.. According to the Supreme Court opinion in Smith ex rel. Smith v. Wyeth Labs., Inc., “unavoidably unsafe” things are products that “when given proper manufacture and labeling, no feasible alternative design would reduce the safety risks without compromising the product’s cost and utility.” Under this definition, cars, medications, household cleaners, forks and many more daily use items would be deemed “unavoidably unsafe.” It is given this qualification due to the individuals reaction, not the vaccine itself.
Anti-Vax individuals have also ignored or simply refused to believe the statistics given by the National Vaccine Injury Compensation Program, which state that of the 3,153,876,236 vaccines given from 01/01/2006 through 12/31/2016, only 3,597 cases presented due to vaccine injury were compensated, with 2,660 of those cases just being settlements, which means the injury was not necessarily caused by the vaccines, so about .000001141% of vaccinations cause injury. If that statistic was interpolated to the USA, with roughly a population of 324,000,000 people, and everyone were to receive vaccines, only ~370 people would be injured.

Anti-vax individuals also put immunosuppressed individuals at risk such as newborns, elderly, cancer patients or AIDS patients. So choosing not to vaccinate affects more than just their kids.

"My 3 year old new born just suffocated to death from diphtheria because of my anti-vax nanny."

"My friend is anti-vax and always comes up with such specific evidence I never know what to say, but when I go home and look it up, it turns out he's just cherry picking words and flimsy evidence."

by Pragmatism December 30, 2019

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