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Pro-Vaxxer

A person who supports appropriate vaccinations based on their understanding of science-based medicine, reputable peer-reviewed journal articles, and overwhelming scientific consensus. These people vehemently reject claims based on feelings, anecdotal data, mommy-bloggers, Google University graduates, the crapumentary Vaxxed, and all other forms of woofuckery, in general.

I'm a pro-vaxxer because I am anti-disease. Oh, and because I'm not a dumbfuck.

by Real Dr. P January 1, 2019

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Pro-vaxxer

Someone who isnโ€™t an idiot.

I am a Pro-Vaxxer, because I want my kids to live past the age of 3.

by BigPharma666 January 2, 2019

299๐Ÿ‘ 83๐Ÿ‘Ž


Pro-vaxxer

Pro-vaxxer

Someone who trusts the medical advances that have helped to eliminate some deadly illnesses and greatly reduce the presence and deadliness of others.

Someone who doesn't shill for the baby coffin industry.

Juniper: "I don't believe in poisoning my baby with vaccines. I'll just put potato slices in his socks and diffuse some fuckin dลTERRAยฎ oils."

Pro-vaxxer: "Sounds like you're shilling for the baby coffin industry, but ok."

by PooOnShu January 1, 2019

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Pro-vaxxer

A person who is smart enough to keep their children alive for the foreseeable future, rather than exposing them to archaic diseases that would be completely extinct. Typically a person with a functional brain.

Ashley is a pro-vaxxer because she knows her children deserve to live healthy, disease free lives.

by Jalapeno Sky Raisin January 2, 2019

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Pro-vaxxer

A well educated individual who actively spreads facts about vaccines to disbunk the misinformation that anti-vaxxers spew. This person is also known to mock anti-vaxxers mercilessly and thoroughly enjoys tearing apart the outdated studies or cherry picked information that they post.

Pro-vaxxers will laugh at you if you mention Wakefraud.

by ProudProvaxxer January 1, 2019

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Pro-vaxxer

An individual who knows the importance and necessity of vaccines, advocating for the widespread usage. Unlike an anti-vaxxer, a pro-vaxxer believes in science, and does not subscribe to quackery regarding the healing properties (or lack thereof) of random items, such as oils or crystals.

Anti-vaxxer: Big PHarMa mAkE us SICKER! There's no prOoF that vAccINes heLp us!

Pro-vaxxer: Actually, there is an enormous amount of evidence for the efficacy and safety of vaccines. And no evidence for the claims made by you.

Anti-vaxxer: BIG PHARMA ARE PAYING YOU TO SAY THIS!!!!!!!!! VACCINE INJURIES!!! ESSENTIAL OILS WILL CURE ALL!!! READ THE INSERTS!!!! WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by The Scoutmaster January 2, 2019

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Pro-vaxxer

Someone who understands that doctors and immunologists have a far greater understanding of the risks and benefits of vaccine safety than a self described expert on social media or a blog. A pro-vaxxer is often vocal because they understand that diseases like whooping could (pertusis) continue to cause until suffering and even death; but is very preventable with a safe vaccine. Pro-vaxxers are often scientists, doctors or people who have lost loved ones dues to vaccine preventable diseases.

A pro-vaxxer answered my questions about vaccine safety and I am seeing my doctor for more expert information.

by Skeptimite January 1, 2019

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