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vegetables

It's a word people use when talking about marajuana. Also when talking about rolling a joint, they say making a pizza.

"i just bought some vegetables. Were going to make a pizza"

by hjfdsjaflsa_stoner_hjfdsjaflsa January 4, 2008

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Vegetable

Definition 1: A food you eat, usually green, most people say are disgusting

Definition 2: A retard

Mother: Now, now Jack, eat your vegetables!
Jack: Aw, but I don't wanna!!!

Guy 1: Man, you're a VEGETABLE!
Guy 2: DON'T EAT ME O.O

by Iceshimmer_Of_ShadowClan February 20, 2013

25๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


vegetables

1. What humans ate when they couldn't find any meat.

2. What humans eat when they hear myths about how unhealthy meat is.

3. What humans eat when they have too much empathy for animals. Funny thing is, more animals are killed by farming equipment then by killing them for food.

4. What pregnant women eat a lot of and give birth to a vegetable.

1. Link didn't have anything to eat for the night so he tossed Saria's salad.

2. I ate vegetables for about half a year then a certain site proved to me that being a vegetarian is not healthy at all. I took it with a grain of salt. I started eating nothing but meat, eggs, and cheese. I realized how bad I had felt previously. My memory and eyesight improved. I felt truly full for the first time in six months. I continued this diet for about three months. You won't get scurvy from not eating vegetables. You only need the small amount found in meat.

3. People need to stop eating vegetables! All those poor animals getting run over by farming equipment...

4. Thankfully, my mom didn't eat as many vegetables as other pregnant women when I was in her uterus. She knew the importance of meat.

by "Banana" Fun March 26, 2010

27๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


vegetation

1.a large group of males in an area, such as a mall.

Girls will often go to "Check out the local vegetation"

2.a large group of people dumber than you, such as a ricer convention

1.Girl 1: Lets go check out the local vegetation at the mall!

Girl 2: Totally!

2. Homie 1: look at all the vegetation at the ricer convention!
Homie 2: Damn!

by Captian Zero December 14, 2005

22๐Ÿ‘ 30๐Ÿ‘Ž


vegetable

A state of mind when things go wrong. Generally used as an insult, but can be used to name a little-known member of the fruit family.

You good-for-nothing stupid vegetable.
Eat your green fruit, I mean vegetables.

by Matress_of_evil January 23, 2005

48๐Ÿ‘ 75๐Ÿ‘Ž


Vegetables

Slang for Marijuana. Used mainly when referring to, or asking for it, it in a public setting. So as not to, hopefully, alert strangers to a drug reference. Also see Bones

"Do you have any good vegetables Man?".

by TomEEMM September 18, 2006

25๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


Vegetable

An instrument of torture. Destroy them all.

Person: AHHH NOT THE VEGETABLES!!! ANYTHING ELSE!!
Evil Person: MUAHAHA!

by PugLover131 June 12, 2016