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The condition that follows Swamp Ass due to the drying of sweat on the hair bridging the asscrack. This creates a Velcro like bond between hair on different sides of the crack.
Man, my Velcro ass just tore apart when I sat on the toilet.
Two females are needed for this act:
1.)One female must have a snatch that looks like a
chia pet
2.)The other female must have a snatch with a five
o'clock shadow
The 2 females grind their naked privates together resulting in the illusion of velcro. (Compton Velcro)
"While your are in the shower don't trim that bush. Me and my prickly pussy want to perform the Compton Velcro".
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when a male shaves both his testicles and the area between his testicles and anus; as the hair grows out it becomes prickly, and the hair-spikes become entwined with a velcro-like effect.
"Dude i just shaved like four days ago and i've been walkin around with velcro gooch all day."
A annoying neurotic housepet that craves affection like a addict craves drugs. If you start petting it, it will expect you to keep stroking it and rubbing it under the chin indefinitely. You push it off you 98 times, it crawls back on you 99 times, purring, rubbing, kneading, licking, drooling, and looking cute. A black bottomless hole of need. It sticks to you and can only be removed with force, a condition known as Cattic Cling. These episodes frequently occur when unsuspecting human target is playing a computer game or reading a book or trying to write. Putting on formal or expensive clothing that shows every single cat hair can also trigger velcro kitty behavior.
My cat has gone all velcro kitty on me and won't leave me alone.
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German Velcro; The Trifecta of intermingling substances e.g MDMA, Speed, Ketamine.
The power of all three substances when consumed concludes in a euphoric and positively triumphant feeling.
J-Dawg - "Hey, dude, why d'you look so god damn happy?"
P-Dawg - "Oh, I've been snorting that German Velcro all night long, guess that's why I'm so high! I feel great!"
"Jeez dude, I gotta try this stuff sometime!"
Pubic hair (of a girl) that is so long and curly that it catches your hand in it like Velcro.
Christy: Why won't you move your hand out of my private area?
Ben: I can't, you have a velcro bush!
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A desperate, single older woman who throws herself at all of the men she meets.
Rebecca and Christy are all over that older, bald rich man with their Velcro vagina thinking they are getting a ring-while he's doing them both. So sad for these desperate souls. I don't even think he showers before he does them both.