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Another word for DSL. Used to describe a woman with dick sucking lips.
I would love to get head from her, she's got some verizons.
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The crappy service you get when u sign up for a 2 year plan and buy the razr that was 400 bucks and 2 months later you find out those jerks made a crappy phone and now it's 80 bucks. If you are reading this get a t-mobile sidekick.
Can you hear me now? "HELL NO, THE COMPANY DOESN'T GET SERVICE ANYWHERE"
This is the worst phone company on the telecommunications verizon.
Friend on phone: hey mike
you: what?
Friend on phone: hey mike
you: what?
Friend on phone: hey mike
you: what?
Friend on phone: hey mike
you: what?
you: just call me on your t-mobile
friend on phone: What?
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A Phone/Internet company that contracts everything out, ticks off customers with thier low end horrid service and expects thier tech support to fix every problem with the multiple thousands of "out of boundry" rules that they impose on thier agents.
Tech > Verizon Tech support how may i help you thisevening?
Customer > i am having a problem with your software.
Tech > Can't help ya sir, please call your computer vendor.
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A vertical horizon. The edge of the world is a horizon, but if you're on a planet with a ring, Saturn for example, you can stand in certain areas and see a vertical horizon, which rises from the horizon all the way over you to the opposite horizon.
We were playing Halo and in the distance you can see the ring's verizon spanning across the sky.
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People that work for Verizon that can't comprehend it is impossible to call them with a MIFI hotspot. You would get more help from muggers.
The Verizon assclowns told me I could check my bandwidth usage by calling an 800 number with the MIFI device.
-The process of ejaculating into someone's ear, and then asking if they can hear you now.
"My girlfriend is deaf because i showed her A verizon guy."
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