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Being vertical gifted means that everyone shorter than you will look up to you (especially if you’re between 6’2 - 6’6), like the god that you are, just to embrace your uniqueness.
All the girls want them, all the guys want to be them. Anything taller than that makes you a unique freak of nature.
*This definition was created by the 6’5 feet gang*
Sam: I hate being short sometimes
Jon: Can’t related! I’m glad that I’m vertical gifted! I was send from the heavens.
Sam: … stfu
A woman's Vagina. Called a smile since there are two labia or lips just like a face.
I'd like to kiss that vertical smile any time.
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When an anus is used so much hole becomes vertical. The asshole will resemble a coffee bean as it will normally be darkened and swollen if its vertical.
Dan: "You won't believe how good his ass was!"
Adam: "what? Was it a vertical anus?"
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Air Force slang for the vagina. One vertical stripe outranks all horizontal stripes.
You may have four stripes, but she's got tits and the vertical stripe, so she outranks you.
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Somebody who holds their phone vertically while recording a video which should have been recorded horizontally.
That vertical peasant there is missing half the action.
Inventing something for someone to feel insecure about so you can sell them the solution to the problem.
Self-esteem is killing our bottom line for beauty products. We need to implement a vertical degradation strategy.