Victorious

A shitty show invented by the now newfaggotry infested corporation called nickelodeon.
Watching it turns you into a whore.
Even some of its songs encourages you to be a whore.

One of Victorious songs chorus:
"You don't have to be afraid
To put your dream in action
Your never gonna fade
You'll be the MAIN ATTRACTION"

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Victorious

TONIGHT WE ARE VICTORIOUS
CHAMPAGNE POURING OVER US
ALL MY FRIENDS WERE GLORIOUS
TONIGHT WE ARE VICTORIOUS

OH OH OH OHHHH VICTORIOUS OH OH OH OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

VICTORY

Term used for when one ejaculates or cums.

Victory in my pants.

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victory

when u have sex u text ur buddys victory

victory last night dude

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Victories

Slang or codename for Vicodin.

My Doctor just gave me a script for 40 Victories!!

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Hopcat Victory

When you win at anything, but you didn’t deserve the win or you simply cheesed a win

Peter won the match of smash bro’s only because my recovery is trash.

Peter replies with “Now that’s what I call a hopcat victory

McCarthy’s Victory

McCarthy’s Victory — the modern equivalent of a Pyrrhic Victory wherein one wins a single battle in such a devastating way that it causes the war to be lost. This term is an example of historical displacement.

The original term “Pyrrhic victory” was coined by Plutarch to commemorate the disastrous victory of King Pyrrhus of Epirus over the Romans in 279 BCE. Casting what must be thought of as the original “shade”, Plutarch spoke the following words in his writings through the mouth of Pome’s opponent:

Alia victoria sic est et hoc bellum ego perdam

Meaning: Another victory like this and I will lose this war.

Historical displacement is a phenomena that occurs when a major fuck-up — or victory — is surpassed in a more recent time.

The term “Pyrrhic victory” first appeared in the English language somewhere between 1880 and 1885. As a neologism it has stood unchallenged — somewhat based on the idea that no one could ever fuck up as badly as King Pyrrhus of Epirus.

History was wrong.

Or, to put Plutarch’s words into Kevin McCarthy’s mouth:

Alia victoria sic est et hoc bellum ego perdam.

To which I add:

Adfers quod volebas, tigris; Quomodo gustat?

Which means: You got what you wanted, tiger; How does it taste?

Teacher to the honor’s history class of Barack Obama Highschool in the year 2097:

“The term McCarthy’s Victory replaced the more classical term

Pyrrhic Victory as a neologism on January 6th 2023 — ironically on the 1st annual anniversary of the insurrectionist attack on our then Capitol, Washington D.C. This is an example of what is known as historical displacement — or to use a more colloquial term from that era “throwing shade”,

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