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Living proof that shaving your head, getting a bunch of insipid tattoos and speaking in low, monosyllabic growls is an effective method of fabricating a desirable male image and provoking hormonal responses in ghettos and trailer parks everywhere. Appeals to below median IQ crowds with cinematic masterpieces like ‘Triple X’, ‘the Fast and the Furious’ and ‘the Chronicles of Riddick’…high budget schlock indicative of the dismally short attention spans and sub-par intelligence of the average movie-going public. Highly idolized despite his resemblance to someone who may empty trash cans for a living.
Wife: Honey!?... who’s that man outside going through our trash cans?
Husband: Oh, that’s just Vin Diesel, he’s researching for part in Michael Bay’s new movie about trash collectors who go after the Japanese mafia.
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To grow so intensely enraged that all your hair falls out and you begin to kick someone's ass in slow motion.
The math teacher Vin Dieseled an innocent bystander when someone he hated glued themselves to his garage door.
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Variation: Vin, Yum
Adjective: An extremely buff male.
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a. Dazzlingly beautiful or magnificent: ‘He’s a bit Vin Diesel’
b. Characterized by magnificence or virtuosic brilliance:
2. Informal. Wonderful; delightful. Sexy. Suave. Brilliant. Gorgeous
Unfortunately the term Vin Diesel is often misused by men who aren’t themselves considered to be ‘Vins’ who can become extremely bitter and twisted. ‘Wow, that really ugly bald guy looks like vin diesel.’
Correct usage: 'I cant beleive how Vin that guy is, go ask his number!'
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A Sextastic manly MALE who men fear, women lust after, and children look up as a hero. (Preferably bald and good at chess)
"Wow, see that humpdaddy? He could be Vin Diesel!"
"That bus filled with children was pulled from the river by a random stranger!!"
"I bet it was Vin Diesel!"
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I just saw that new Harry Potter movie. Mike Newell is to Harry Potter what Vin Diesel is to acting!
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To firmly, and without prior notice or preparation, insert a finger(s) into the butthole of the person(s) with whom one is engaged in oral sex, resulting in low to moderate pain that kills the romantic mood.
A poopy finger(s) may result. See “dirty-diesel”
Me: She was giving me this amazing blow job and then, out of nowhere, she shoves a finger in my ass and starts to go at it. No lube. Long finger nails. And just raw dogs it, fast and furious.
Friend: bros. you got the vin-diesel. that shit hurts.
Me: right?! Just use lube next time. But at least it wasn’t a dirty-diesel.
Person 1: What religion is Vin Diesel?
Person 2: Vin Diesel has no religion. For Vin Diesel is God.
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