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When you use marijuana when legitimately ill, sick, or even hungover.
I felt like I was dying then Kelhi came by & hooked me up with some vitamin tree, now I feel great, and hungry again! :D
Ibuprofin, an anti-inflammatory. Used to such a great extent by many athletes that it can be considered to have a DRI of 400-800 mg much like a real vitamin.
Oh man, my shins are killing me, time to pop some vitamin I.
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In the US military, medical personnel prescribed motrin (ibuprofen) frequently and in large doses for any number of injuries or ailments. In the late 1980's and early 1990's before the generic version became available it was so popular that it accounted for almost 50% of military pharmacy prescriptions. The drug was coined the name "Vitamin M" due to its high number of prescriptions for US soldiers, sailors, airmen and marines.
Hey Boats, what did doc give you for your hurt knee?
He gave me light duty for a week, told me to ice it for 20 minutes 3 times a day, and take Vitamin M for 2 weeks.
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Vitamin F stand for floor and is when food or drink falls on the floor and you pick it up and eat it or drink it. It doesn't matter if it passes the so called "5 second rule", the moment it hits the floor, it has vitamin F. The floor has germs and sometimes viruses. The dirtier the floor and the longer it's been on the floor, the more vitamin F it has.
*Soda and hamburger falls on the floor.
Frank: *Picks up hamburger and eats it and uses straw to drink the soda.
Frank: Vitamin F!
Daughter: That's filthy!
*Frank has a Frank Moment.
*Frank ends up getting really sick.
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Vitamin A2 is Arecoline Hydrobromide (Otherwise known as ArcoFuel). It's a stimulant, makes you remember more, makes you happier, and is the antidote to scopolamine (burundanga) poisoning. Vitamin A2 (Arecoline Hydrobromide) makes you drool a little more as a side effect, while scopolamine temporarily turns you into a forgetful zombie that obeys criminals. Vitamin A2 is also good as a study aid, to get high, and as a pre-workout.
Tyler: I took 4mg of Vitamin A2 before working out. I feel happy and energetic.
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Joey pulls out a big vitamin
Joey “THATS A Big vitamin!”
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A funny ass way of saying weed. For potheads thc is a vitamin.
I gots to get me my daily doseage of vitamin thc.
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