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A alcoholic beverage, commonly made from fermented grain or potatoes, approximately 180% proof, enjoyed by teachers everywhere.
Uh oh, looks like Fox got into the Vodka again.
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A strong alcohol, often used as water in Russia. Only real men can drink it directly.
Russian: I would like to have a glass of water please!
Bartender: You mean vodka?
Russian: ... That's what I meant. Don't you ever listen?
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an acholic liquid that has two strikes against choosing it over the plethora of other, more worthy liquors: an unappealing, shoe-polish-like taste and the fact that it becomes less and less as more and more is ingested, to the point that it garners no reactions at all, and you fucking projectile vomit all over your hosts' curtains, carpet, couch, dog, television, and fiancee. This weakness/numbing is a feature of many of the 'light' liquors. Despite this, it remains a favorite of many female, and especially, underage drinkers
I saw my dinner after eleven shots of vodka.
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Some Random Soviet:"Comrade, you have Vodka?"
Soviet Number 2:"Yes, very good vodka"
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What Aaron Tijerina drinks extremely large quantities of during any given period of time.
Aaron Tijerina is drunk again, he must have got his pay check today.
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