Voldemort

While doing doggy style and the her anus is exposed, take the index finger of your right hand and insert it into her anus and while bearing your weight down on her scream, "I CAN TOUCH YOU NOWWW"

Jane : "I think my boyfriend is a Harry Potter fan"

Jessica : "Why do you think so?"

Jane : "Last night my boyfriend voldemorted me"

Voldemort

A seriously mental dude who happens to like torturing and killing little children. Likes to make harry potter unomfortable with suggestive script lines and giggles about it later,yet still wishes he could have GAYMANSEX with said emo kid.

Harry Potter: "Holy SHIT! Sirius just pulled a Voldemort on me! That was NOT his wand in his pocket!"

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Voldemort

a fake person - two-faced - exactly like He-who-must-not-be-named himself.

"She's such a Voldemort. Bitch."

or

"Fucking Voldemort!!"

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Voldemort

Richard Ireland is Lord Voldemort.

"Dude look at him, he totally looks like Lord Voldemort!"

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Voldemort

A villain whose primary goal is to kill children, but still for some reason or another fails to succeed.

"And I would have gotten away with it too if it wasn't for those meddling kids!" -a Voldemort

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Voldemort

Before ejaculation during oral sex, whisper in a low and monotoan voice to your partner and then while climaxing cast evil spells on her while jerking your genitals too and frow as if you had a wand in your hand.

I got the nickname of Voldemort when I tried to cast dick spells on the unfortunate creature Shelby

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Voldemort

V: When a girl wipes semen off of her face and onto an article of clothing leaving the impression of her face on the article.

Friend 1: Hey man whatever happened to your M*A*S*H* Apron?
Friend 2: Oh, i busted a nut on your moms face and then she totally voldemorted it. Naturally, i had it framed for my private collection.

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