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While performing cunilingus you dab a 9-volt battery on the clitoris as the woman is having an orgasm.
Yo, Jimmy joined the 9-volt click last night, and he said his woman went wild while doing it.
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This is a pussy that tastes so bad that you recoil in horror after sticking your tongue on it. Much like what happens when you put your tongue on a 9 Volt Battery.
"Damn, that bitch had a straight Nine Volt pussy, I don't think it's been washed in a week!"
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The act of using a 9 volt battery sparingly during oral sex on a woman. As to illicit same results of placing on tongue. Preferably a used battery from a smoke alarm or clock to avoid injury, also avoid continuous contact and utilize dot-dot-dash method. (I.e. da-da-da-da-da-dah-da-da, nickelodeon).
I did the 9-volt shocker on her last night and she liked it until she found out what it was and slapped the crap out of me.
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1 A power source.
2 A simile for your girlfriend's brown eye.
Your girlfriend's ring-piece is like a 9 volt battery. You spend too long looking at it and you're going to want to stick your tongue on it.
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The "tongue to object" manuever used when checking a 9 volt battery with your tongue.
Going down on a girl for the first time? Use the 9 volt test
Mike: I took that rolly-polly lookin chick home from the bar last night.
Joe: Oh yeah? How'd that go?
Mike: She kept doin the pelvic tilt head push tryin to get me to eat it.
Joe: Did you?
Mike: I wasn't sure if I should or not, so I gave her the 9 volt test.. I had the same reaction you get with a battery.
Joe: Gross
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When you're walking down the street and you see a chick with some rockin tits that literally make you turn your head and consider walking behind her just in case you get another glimpse. Those tits are 9 Volts.
She looked totally flat but when she took her shirt off all of a sudden she had a perfect pair of 9 volts!
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The act of charging an electric vehicle for a short amount of time specifically to finish a journey.
"Just gotta do a quick volt-N-bolt and I'll be on my way"