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(V); to set somebody on fire and send them to hell.
Yo nigga dawg! Is aboutz ta WWJD yo cracka ass!
Then im bousta supa man dat oh!
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Technically "What would Jesus Do?" - an appeal to people to act in the fashion of someone who was executed for terrorism 2000 years ago.
"What Would Jack Do?" as in Jack Bauer or "What Would Jethro Do?" as in Jethro Gibbs are much more apt modern alternatives.
WWJD? Probably shoot everybody, stop the nuke and not go to the toilet.
WWJD? Hit Tony on the back of the head.
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Stands for "What Would Jesus Do?", where "Jesus" refers to Jesus of Nazareth (see New Testament). Often printed on cheap bracelets or along the length of lanyards.
Articles with "WWJD?" are worn by Christians to promote and/or reflect the idea that in times of conflict or moral dilemna, one should speculate (based on the teachings and behaviors described in the Gospels) what Jesus would probably have done in the given situation.
"I'm not sure if I should write this webpage script in Perl, Java or PHP. Hmm, What Would Jesus do?"
"WWJD? Well for starters, he probably wouldn't purchase and wear tacky jewelry."
"Why is exclaiming 'Jesus Christ!' considered taking the Lord's name in vain, but wearing tacky 'WWJD?' jewelry isn't?"
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Acronym for 'What Would Jesus Do?'
That kid is wearing a bracelet that says 'WWJD?'
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An acronym for "What Would Jesse Do?". Jesse is a very fat man. Used humorously when somebody is full and still has quite a bit of food left.
Jon: Man, I'm stuffed I can't eat another bite.
Frank: Come on now Jon, WWJD?
Jon: You're right... I can't stop now, I've still got half a burger left.
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Why Waste Jack Daniels?
You're smashed out of your mind and the whole world is spinning. Even then, why waste jack daniels?
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"world wide jewish domination" MUAHHHAHAHAHAHA
Person 1:What's that wrist band for?
Person 2:Oh,it says WWJD, it stands for world wide jewish domination
Person 1:Cool
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