waffle

The solution to mass hysteria

If the puritains ate waffles there would have been no Salem witch trails.

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Waffle

A slang word meaning vagina.

She as a tight waffle.
My girlfriend asked me to insert my penis into her waffle.
She wanted me to itch her waffle all night long.

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waffled

To be defeated/dominated by another in an amusing context

Jazzy got waffled

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Waffle

1. Greatest anytime food ever. The king of the lesser pancake. Best with anything.

2. To have sexual relations with someone

3. A cigarette

4. Anything illegal

5. To flip-flop on descisions

6. To talk or write foolishly

1. "I want a waffle from the Waffle House!"

2. "we waffled hard last night"

3. "Man, I really need a waffle right about now..."

4. "HA I'm so high on this waffle right here!"

5. John Kerry waffles.

6. "JHBSDHBSVDHGSVHJGDVHGVJH!"
"Stop waffling biatch!"

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waffles

1. A sex act most commonly performed in the morning (hence the breakfast connection) or before an arduous task in which a woman positions her outer labia over the mouth of her lover while the lover is still sleeping, slightly gyrating or "waffling" over the lovers mouth, feigning suffocation, but in fact intended as a pleasant and very loving wake-up call.

2. The outer labia of a woman's vagina

This morning, I had set my alarm for 7am, but Kenesha beat me to the punch by serving up a heaping helping of her homemade waffles.

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Waffles

The almighty enemy of pancakes. Delicious.

Did somebody say "Waffles?" I'm hungry.

waffling

To utilize extraordinary means to gain something of value by defeating a poorly designed system run by a badly managed entity.

I've been waffling eBay all night, and all I've gotten was a god damn High School Musical 3 DVD!!!!

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