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A person who constantly changes their mind about going to a party. Generally the frequency of the changes increases as the time of the party draws closer.
Honey - the party is tonight, are you sure you still want to go?
Yes, I think so, but maybe not, we'll have to see how I feel tonight.
You're such a Party Waffler
Yeah, thats me... mhm .... you got that right.
Now a cookie Waffler is a person who likes both cookies and waffles a lot that they probably eat them on a weekly basis. In that case, they call themselves cookie (as a first name for respect for the cookies 🙏🏼) and then because they like waffles and also waffle so much they are called waffles as a second name (waffles are second because I love cookies more and also when you buy waffles it says 'potato' first and then waffles as a last word) you see I'm already waffling and its an addiction WARNING : ⚠️NEVER HAVE WAFFLES ITS A VERY BAD DRUG THAT CAUSES WAFFLING WORSE THAN COCAINE AND WEED AND ALL THAT YA KNOW....UH DRUGS...NO LIES HERE MATE⚠️
David: "Sire have you heard of Cookie Waffler?"
George: "Cookie waffles so much oml..."
David :"one day she will become a cookie almost literally in the shape of a waffle"
George:"that's a bit too extreme David"
David :"yes gogy i agree sorry my apologies"
George:"apology accepted now make me a cookie and air fry me some waffles to make them healthy...no deep fry...air fry"
David :"I heard they are drugs sire!"
George:"its okay I love drugs... DROOOOGS!"
David :"uh ok...."
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Someone who sells anything for just to much money.
BIG MONEY WAFFLER
"Gosh, that freaking BIG MONEY WAFFLER ripped me off!"
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A cross between a twat waffle and waddler, exceptional asshole, can be both male or female; waffler usually has a loose anus.
Them: Flacco rammed his thumb in his rectum again.
You: What a "Twat Waffler (TDUB^3)"
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when you shove your cock up someones bum bum nd you waffle around to get it in properly
i gave her a good cock waffler last night
a person who keeps talking shit about someone or something and nobody gives a shit about what theyre saying because they're being stupid about it
Gabbe, stop being such a waffler again about Labour and the British Army!
someone who lies, chats nonsense and doesn't know what he is talking about
man said the earth is flat you waffler