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Why haul your lazy unemployed ass 50 feet into the store when you can park in the fire lane?
The only time K-Mart is busy is when the fire lane at Wal-Mart is full of piece of crap cars and 4 wheel pickup trucks. The parking lot can be half full, but the rednecks still park in the fire lane.
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1. The place where you go to kill time before a movie. Where you know you're date is cheap- when he takes you to wal mart to go shopping and eat dinner, and still has enough money to take you to the discount movie evening.
2. The place that uses illegal labour and shops of ill repute in third world countries but then tries to make up for it by low prices and "giving back".
John took Jane to wal mart before the film as they had half an hour to kill. They shopped and then ate there before they returned to the theatre.
"Well most of their stuff comes from crappy shops in other countries" Jill said to Jack, "But atleast when I buy stuff from there I know that I'm buying that quality of item."
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A vile cesspit of disease and contagion, where you can find single mums yelling at their kids, people coughing in your face, and fatass lardbuckets that drive around on little scooters because if they take three steps, they collapse over to their side, begging for food(prefably MIckey D's).
I caught Influenza after an 67 year old dried up relic coughed in my face at Wal*Mart.
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The redneck one-stop-wonder, a place where you can buy your tires, have them changed, get your groceries and the lacey teddy that you plan to fuck your sister in, ALL IN ONE STOP. Gawd' Bless de Wal-mart
For the family vacation Clem loaded up all the youngins' and took em' to the local wal-mart
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Place where theft is so easy I can walk out with a 6 pack of Dr. Rocket RIGHT in front of the old man.
"Let's ransack Wal*Mart... again!"
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Corporation bent on world-domination.
"I'm not anti-corporate. I'm just anti-Wal-Mart. I heard about some nasty things they do to other jobs which ultimately drive them out of business. After I learned that, I had a great disrespect for Wal-Mart."
-me
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