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When you're having sex with someone and as you pull out you scream: "WAAAAAAAAAAAAA" as you ejaculate over them.
Last night was awesome, I got to do The Waluigi with her and she actually dug it
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Should be in Super Smash Bros Ultimate.
But he isn’t.
Hey dude wanna play Smashing Bros
Only if I get to play Waluigi
He’s not in the game
I don’t want to live anymore
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A guy that hates Luigi, but has his same situation.............
Nintendo fans will rage until the company makes a Waluigi game.
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Waluigi is the greatest Mario character in the history of the universe and also the best husbando (male version of waifu).
He is known for his lankiness, purple clothes, special figure of speech saying "WAA" every now and then. His symbol is an upside-down L.
Waluigi is so powerful he could easily defeat Bowser with his legs alone and stomp rivals into the ground - literally - in seconds. For comparison - Bowser can smash rocks his size with a single punch and use his fire breath to burn a thick tree in seconds.
Waluigi is also the best memelord ever. He makes quality memes that transcend almost every other meme except for extremely good memes such as Shrek.
The only two things Waluigi cannot achieve are Getting friends (Waluigi's only friend is Wario) and the one thing he was trying to do since 2008:
Becoming a playable character in super smash bros.
He tries over and over again since brawl, when Wario was added, but with no success. Until today, Waluigi is left as merely an assist trophy. Waluigi could be a character if he was to threaten Masahiro Sakurai, the creator of super smash bros., but Waluigi plays fair and is very peace loving so he won't do that.
Overall, Waluigi is extremely powerful, charming and memable but lacks social skills and didn't manage to become a playable character in super smash bros.
Person 1: Who's your favorite Mario character?
Person 2: Is this even a question? Waluigi, of course! Couldn't get into smash tho
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one gorgeous human being. he is the most beautiful person ever, inside and out. he is loved by many and lusted over my many, including myself. he has major BDE (big dick energy), most probably because he has a big ass dick. i bet you his dick is like, 12 feet long, even longer than his body. he has the ideal male body. there is no god, only waluigi.
Kyle: ayoo did you see that smokin hot dude, no homo tho
Me: thats my mans waluigi. hes gonna steal yo bitch and turn you gay.
Kyle: *gets a fucking boner* no homo lmao
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The waluigi lord had punished Nintendo for not putting him in the new smash bros.
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On Tuesday for the Electronic Entertainment Expo, Nintendo announced new details on the much-anticipated Super Smash Bros. Ultimate for its Switch console. The 25-minute presentation was long on details. For one thing, the latest game includes every single playable character in the fighting-game franchise’s 19-year history. It seemed to exceed fan expectations, except for fans of the meme-ready Waluigi.
His origin story is unimpressive. Waluigi is simply a bizarro version of Mario’s less famous but more charming brother Luigi. In his 18-year existence as a minor character, he’s had virtually no backstory. But that blank canvas ended up becoming Waluigi’s greatest gift. Since he stood for nothing, supporters could project their wildest hopes unto him, like Barack Obama in 2008 but actually good at golf. He can be described in a single website as anyone from a “true nowhere man” to “the logical end point of capitalism” and the “triumph of capital over creativity.” In other words, Waluigi became the perfect meme fodder.
Even children know that there’s something about Waluigi, something more than Nintendo seems fit to acknowledge.
Take “Ode to Waluigi,” a poem written by a Canadian fourth-grader in 2012. Sam Daly of Leo Nickerson Elementary, outside Edmonton, beat hundreds of other children to win first place in the national writing contest.
Maybe, just maybe, Waluigi’s fandom had memed so hard that Nintendo would have no choice but to recognize his true power.
Waluigi is depressed :(
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