a self righteous boy who indulges in gay bands and unpopular movies
dude he bought that jim carrey movie, what a warwick
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-a small country/suburban town 45 minutes from nyc
-most ppl that live there once lived in the city, long, staten island...
-although the kids always complain they secretly love their town..
-we have apples, cows, and cute little overpriced shops
-if youve ever been to warwick, you were most likely here for applefest
-the schools are 50% druggies 50% super smart kids..theres really no in between
-the taxes are higher than the 50% of the kids
-you cant wait to leave warwick when youre there, but once you leave you wanna come back
(warwick kid)"yea i was at the drive-in last nite in warwick"
(city kid)"whats a drive-in and whats a warwick?"
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The imaginary bubble that exists around the campus of warwick university. It is well known for students to go an entire term without leaving the bubble, particularly if they live on campus.
What? The prime minister was assassinated? I didn't know, i've been in the warwick bubble.
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The university of taking your money whilst shoving its fist up your arse.
Believes that every disciplinary matter should be solved by issuing the student with a hefty fine (regardless of blame), and that every item sold on the campus should cost at least twice as much as anywhere else.
Also believes that by making students pay ยฃ450 for a year's parking permit, the university is somehow going to single-handedly save the environment. (this is a load of bollocks - the money goes to fund the VC's collection of Bentleys).
Amusingly, the VC's name is Nigel Thrift.
I was charged ยฃ1.30 for a bottle of water. Got anally fisted by the University of Warwick again.
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A bit of a smart and funky dude. Liked a lot by most people and is always ready with his blue umbrella.
Alex Warwick just shoved his blue umbrella into that kids neck!
I small town in New York; where kids are either really smart or really dumb, smoke a lot of pot or drink till they end up in the hospital. And most kids can't wait to get out of it.
Welcome to Warwick N.Y. Where kids are high. Grades are low. And if you want your life to stay a secret stay inside. Cause shit round here goes worldwide.
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do you know that guy zoil warwick?
yeah mate he makes me lamont