The washing machine religion is a very epic religion founded by Lucy Sinclair, and co-owned by Lucy Sinclair and Charlotte. It currently has around 5 or 6 members but one day my aim is to have the whole world by part of my religion!
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When she gives you head and its so damn good it feels like your dick is in a wash machine.
Hunter: Yoo Alex I got some bomb ass head last night.
Alex: uh uh, shit bro how good was it?
Hunter: Bro she was on spin cycle i got some wash machine head
A super good and swag song by Japanese singer mitski that should be longer, and needs way more attention,
can also be put in the category o "breakdown music" where a singer repeats a verse..slowly and slowly going into a depressive state
person one - "Hey, what are you listening to?"
depressive, most likely gay teen - "I'm listening to Washing Machine Heart by mitski"
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That guy on a $1-bill that has been through the washing-machine.
I forgot to take my $1-bills out of my pocket before putting the pants with the rest of the laundry, and so now I have many George Washing-machines.
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When a man sticks his head up a woman's ass and she spins around in a circle.
The man stuck his head up the woman's ass and she began to spin around like a polish washing machine.
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When the head is so good, she must be on spin cycle.
Hunter: Yo I got head from that one chick last night.
Alex: Bro was it good?
Hunter: Yeah bro she gave me wash machine head.
Washing machine-themed video game idea.
"do you find washing machines hold your attention much longer then any game could? then you need a washing machine emulator!!"
"washing machines? yeah!!!"
"oh, oh! change the temperature! dont put reds in the white wash!"
"MAKE SURE YOU CHOOSE THE RIGHT WASHING POWDER
right, uh, which brand should I use? SAMBARINOOO"
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