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Played just like normal polo, but in the water. Made up of two teams, each consisting of five to seven players. Polo shirts required. Obtain points by drowning horses of the opposing team. Team with horses remaining, wins.
I killed so many horses in water polo today!
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played underwater upon horseback, often stallion, with an oversized croquet stick and a rubber football. Referees must be below 4 foot tall and coaches must be above 7 foot. Often attracts unwanted spectators and fans that shout ridiculous things like "Easy Meat" and "Hit him in the face with a woggle" Toggs must be worn at all time. If they "fall" off players must make a ring around the naked player to hide their meat and two veg. Common injuries include perferated eardrum and eyeball sucked out due to hit in the face whilst wearing goggles. Up to 10000 people and horses die each year and float to the surface, to be removed from the pool by fishing nets.
1)My horse has died, please can i have a sub ref?
2)Easy Meat!
3)Ahhh! my eyeball has been sucked out!
4)Oh dear my toggs have been torn off in a frenzied tackle, gather round lads!
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the gayest sport on earth, in which fags get in a pool and splash each other with water, while wearing speedos and tossing around a ball with one hand while playing pocket poolwith the other
he was straight until he joined the water polo team. now look at him. he listens to techno now.
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Played just like normal polo, but in the water. Made up of two teams, each consisting of five to seven players. Polo shirts required. Obtain points by drowning horses of the opposing team. Team with horses remaining, wins.
I killed so many horses in water polo today!
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The fittest of all female athletes. Water polo girls are thin hot and amazing kissers not to mention great at water polo! NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH SWIMMING GIRLS.
guy 1: Man, is your girlfriend a water polo girl?
guy 2: duh of course
guy 1: i can tell.
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When a water polo player has not played in X number of months and longs to play again.
James aren't you playing baseball?
Yeah but it's not the same feeling as when I play polo. I must be going through a water polo depression
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After an athlete has been playing water polo for a prolounged amount og time, the chlorine makes his (girls usually take care of their hair) hair fryed and intensly crazy, also makes it lighter.
Girl 1:"I looooovvve water polo players! they have great bodies, not to mention their awesome water polo hair!
Girl 2: YEAH
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