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To wear an item of clothing that you have previously ejaculated into, e.g. a monkey sock.
Me:Dude I ran out of socks today and ended up wearing a monkey sock.
Friend: are you telling me you are wearing the monkey right now.... gross
The famous dance popularized by Whiteboyz Wit Attitude, the hip-hop supergroup.
"Man I can't stop doing the wear the purp dance, who wants to do it with me?"
1. Refers to the person in charge.
2. The phrase stems from the time of patriarchy when men went out and worked to provide for their families while women tended the home. Men wore pants while women were more likely to wear dresses. The men of that time were seen as the leaders of their families.
3. An insult to one memember of a relationship, usually the male, who has lost or willingly given the majority of control of the relationship to the other.
Ben: Hey, what happened to Joe? His phone rang and the next thing I know he was gone.
Jake: Oh that would have been his wife Donna calling and telling him to come home and put his dishwashing skirt on. She wears the pants in that house.
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dude, i heard matt barbian loves wearing the bib. he wears it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner
Hiberno-Emglish phrase, from "bain maith as" or "wear it well". Usually said to someone who has just bought a new garment, car or other large purchase.
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Said when someone or something is no longer funny and is now getting on your nerves.
Kevin is so not funny anymore. His whole act is just wearing thin.
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