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to gain 40 lbs through complacency and disinterest.
I wed my longtime girlfriend and I have never been happier.
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An individual whose sole purpose for attending college is to get married. It is not uncommon for pre-wed students to enter college as pre-med students. Pre-Wed students are commonly referred to as psychology majors.
Damn, I got a C in Organic Chemistry. I guess it's time to switch to a pre-wed major.
Term used by modern photographers to describe the exhausted and achy feeling felt the day after shooting a long wedding.
Symptoms include but are not limited to aching feet, fatigue, sore back, neck, and shoulder muscles from carrying heavy gear, and heachaches from dehydration and stress.
"I'm definitely feeling the wedding hangover today!"
A euphemism for sex. So named because in Lord of the Rings, after elves get married they have sex.
I heard noises coming from Sara and Tony's room, then realised they were having an Elvish Wedding. Opening the door, I saw them going at it like animals.
When it's raining and sunny out at the same time, it's known as a Monkey's Wedding. Unrelated to Monkey's Uncle.
A monkey's wedding is amazing. I want to go.
The act of one , usually a gay male, farting in each other’s mouth which constitutes marriage in the south, for example , a Tennessee wedding
You fart in my mouth and I’ll fart in yours......that means we’re married. That’s a Tennessee wedding.
where one or both parties are forced into marriage due to an unplaned pregnancy
looks like its a shotgun wedding for those two
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