when you bite into an egg roll and find a chinese pubic hair
mr.miagi is a chinese dick weed for putting his cock hair in my egg roll
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Dick Weed Syndrome is a catastrophic STD. It causes a major Fungi infection on the nob of your dick. After the ninth day of the infection the nob begins to grow marijuana leaves, these leaves can give a major high, it makes you see purple unicorns with giant green penises were there horns should be.
Dick Weed Syndrome
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A person who is sometimes mean
look at Keeleigh, she's such a dick weed
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A person who has fungi growing on penis.
My boyfriend has dick weed.
The crumbles of weed left over at the end of an Oz or more
I don't wanna use the good stuff, hand me the dick weed!
Take your massive or small cock and put it on a piece of paper in religion class. Then you roll it up and light it. After you light it you have fun and smoke it.