Weet Teets

Noun, Derog. A nickname intended to create irritation through perpetual, repetitve usage, not unlike Chinese water torture. Applicable to jolly, red sweatshirt-donning Napoleon devotees. Often delivered with a dismissive flick of the hand. Known to incite brutal, uncalled for responses, including, but not limited to, "Dennis, you're just a little boy" or "Rob, you're a hick and you marry your cousins".

Etymology: Weet, derived from \sweet/. Teets not a bodily reference, but rather from the historical "Tito" (see "Tito 3:16", "You can't hide from us, Tito").

"Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets. Weet Teets."

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weet head

When the cranium suffers from excessive weetness. This is a disorder common to the Beagen family of primates

Weet Head Beagen. Like you at least. Good teacher at least.

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Weet woo

The sound you make when you whistle, also called a cat call.

Weet woo ... you sure look sexy!

suh-weet

Exceptionally sweet, of extreme sweetness.

Man, that is suh-weet

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Weet-A-Bitch

The act of slaping a dry weetabix across the face of your partner during sex.

Bro i so Weet-A-Bitched this chick last night.

Weeta Weet

When you are called 'Weeta Weet' it means there couldn't be anyone as cute as you.

You are called this by someone who purely adores you and could at any given moment clobber you with hugs & kisses.

Often used with an excited raspy voice at a quick pace to express excitement & endearment at once.

Children are especially little Weeta Weets.

Everyone wants to be a Weeta Weet to someone.

Hey, it's my Weeta Weet!! Come here Weeta Weet!!

I love you little Weeta Weet.

Suh-Weet

Another spelling for the commonly used word sweet. Sweet meaning good, okay.

how are you today?
suh-weet.u?

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