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To perform a "Tricked Out Welt" you usealy have to deke the bitch out. You tell her to suck daddy's dick then right before her lips touch your meat you pull back. Then you let your meat impact her face 0 to 60 in 2.0 seconds leavin' a nice welt for her boyfriend to see.
Merch™: Haha, see that bitch?
Bluez™: Yeah, what's that red welt on her face bro?
Merch™: Lolz, I fuckin' left the bitch with a Tricked Out Welt before I left.
Bluez™: Damn!
(n.) Calices on the hand, specifically created by nights of lonely male masturbation.
Two dudes shake hands
Dude 1 says, "Holy shit!"
Dude 2 sighs and says "Self help welts."
Probably the most insane Black Metal song on the face of the earth. Makes other artists cower in fear.
Dude1: Holy Frack, what was that song? I freaking shit my pants.
Dude2: Schatten aus der Alexander Welt
The resulting effects of an astronomically non-lethal impact on an otherwise lethal body zone (head etc). The triviality of the "welt" juxtaposed with the carnal seriousness of suicide produces a cocktail of true apathy, ineffectiveness, and inability.
"Wow, did you see Rodney's suicide welts? What a total lazybones with no real followthrough."
Big dick swinging, muscle flexing, god like warrior sent from the heavens to destroy all those who oppose him.
The man who crossed welte ended up eating soup the rest of his life.
The act of transferring tonsil stones from inside the throat unto the receivers preferably long foreskin during oral sex which over time forms a significant amount of smegma under the foreskin that carries an insanely loud retched smell if left to ferment
wow! i can still smell last nights welting session! i hope the tonsil stones start cookin under there! this is definitely the new meta!!
The act of transferring tonsil stones from inside the throat unto the receivers preferably long foreskin during oral sex which over time forms a significant amount of smegma under the foreskin that carries an insanely loud retched smell if left to ferment
wow! i can still smell last nights welting session! i hope the tonsil stones start cookin under there! this is definitely the new meta!!