A Whelan

An artisan coffee shop owner who says they love 90’s RAP but doesn’t even know how many albums Eminem has released. Wishes they could grow a hipster beard too.
His coffee might be good but it’s lost on most as they can’t stop staring at his dodgy dress sense.

Oh you know A Whelan, I bet you like dodgy rap and coffee. Your hipster beard, top knot and trucker hat is so last year.

Andy whelan

Andy whelan has a rabbit called sue
Andy whelan has a nice red ride

yo Andy whelan