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whisker biscuit

Also known as dingleberry or assbugar. A small rolled up ball of toilet paper stuck or tangled in the hair of the butt crack. Alternatively it can be the dried up remains of a sexual encounter left in the pubic hair as a result of bad hygiene.

"That girl was so nasty! When I got her out of her panties all I saw were whisker biscuits!"

by papa Luig' June 19, 2007

8๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


whisker biscuit

a lame mustache, especially that of Bryan Watford.

If we go to the Trophy Club, see if Whisker Biscuit can get us in for free.

by taddizzle November 24, 2007

6๐Ÿ‘ 34๐Ÿ‘Ž


Whisker Biscuit

Any Welsh bloke that has a thing for Jammy Dodgers and Doctor Who. A Whisker Biscuit will be your saving grace in a time of moldy biscuits or any such analogy.

"You're my Whisker Biscuit and you'll always be my Whisker Biscuit."

by The Devil's ex January 27, 2018

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Whisker Biscuit

The act of one unleashing a meaty fart in their pet's face, causing said pet to relentlessly lick their whiskers in order to savor the flavor.

My cat grey licks his lips when he's about to receive a whisker biscuit, especially on taco night.

by Bobknob69 July 27, 2015

2๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


buttered whisker biscuit

The vaginal area of a woman who is heavily aroused and very, very wet. "Buttered" is added to the existing phrase whisker biscuit once it has reached a state of slippery wetness akin to that of something that has been buttered.

Yeah, I'm gonna get me a little of that ol' buttered whisker biscuit tonight!

by boerbabe May 23, 2006

37๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


whisker biscuit with cheese

a whisker biscuit with a helping of vaginal nastiness such as yeast infection, or any other variety of crotch rot

She fucks so many guys she has to have a whisker biscuit with cheese.

I found out the hard way that Holly has a whisker biscuit with cheese-- I fuckin hate cheese!

by Tank178 October 7, 2005

53๐Ÿ‘ 26๐Ÿ‘Ž


quivering whisker biscuit

pussy.

I threw my cock in that quivering whisker biscuit!

by Dick Basile March 25, 2003

25๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž