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The Whitey refers to a Failed Handshake. As black people usually have no trouble with this phenomena, and white people are almost always the culprit, the title is fitting.
When two people greet eachother, one person may go for a high five while another goes for the ghetto varation. The result is an awkward stew of hand gestures, and fleshy palm on palm friction.
The Whitey can also refer to someone completely missing the other person's hand, resulting in a re-try or giving up entirely.
"Whas up playa!?" (Black dude)
"Errrm not a whole lot *sniffle*, going over my portfolio"(White dude)
--Hand shake--
"Man you just pulled the Whitey" (Black Dude)
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A negative word for a person who is white. It can also mean someone who is white but thinks it is their best intrest to act like another race. See also: wigger, wangsta, Wapanese, or cracka.
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a word a black person can NEVER say while a white person is present or they will be beat down. But they say it with fellow black people.
White person #1: Yo my whitey, wut up.
White person #2: Whiteeeey! Shit! Ya shudda been at my crib last night. This whitey was all up in my shit, man. I said ya betta chill out whitey or I'm gonna fuck you up. Shit, that whitey pulled out a knife, and I knocked that whitey down to da ground and beat the fuck outta that whitey. Shit. No whitey pulls that shit in my crib. Real talk.
Black person overhearing: "Whitey?"
White person #1: What tha fuck you say, bitch?
White person #2: That nigga called us whitey!
White person #1: He ain't gonna be callin nobody nuthin in a minute!
Black person: What the fuck? What the hell's goin on here?
(Cue Twilight Zone music)
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A caucasion. Used in a racist way.
Hey whitey! Get the fuck back here with my Lambo!
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When someone vomits whilst been high on canabis
"You dare throw a whitey!"
"Im gonna whitey"
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to be sick, usually because of too much alcohol/drugs
Haha nicole whitied on New Years eve!
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Any person in a position of wealth and power regardless of skin color, who acts only in self-interest or in the interest of his close friends and business associates to further their own power and assert control over more and more people.
Colin Powell may call himself a "compassionate conservative" but he's really just whitey in a neat, black package that is not distasteful to middle amerikkka.
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