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The act of yanking out a woman's tampon before going down on her.
Billy pulled the old Wichita Lineman before licking her warm cherry pie.
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The act of jumping and high-fiving someone, and upon contact all of time completely stops.
"How do we end this awesome adventure?"
"With a Wichita Kiss!"
*Reality freezes eternally*
When a fat woman is wearing a corset too tight for her figure in order cover up a muffin top
Peg needed four women to help her with cinching up her wichita waistband before heading out for a night at Club Rodeo.
When a straight man initiates a sexual encounter with a gay man.
"I was hooked up with a 'straight' man 2 Sundays ago. Tbf, I was hit on first."
"Oh, The Wichita Switcheroo."
When ramming your girl from behind in a bathroom you immediately shove her head in the toilet and flush.
Dude, I totally gave this girl a wichita whirlpool just now! But some ass forgot to flush before I hit that!
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the act of ejaculation in the mouth in a manner to which man juice comes out the nose , like laughing milk, of the recipient.
I was tramping her throat with Jim nestlerod and after an explosion she received a Wichita wishbone.
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To perform a Wichita walk off you must first catch a house fly and remove its wings without killing it. You then get in the bathtub and let your penis head float just above the surface of the water thus creating a desert island for your wingless fly to walk around on. You can also put a cocktail umbrella in your pee hole for added effect.
what are you doing?
trying to catch a fly.
why?
for a wichita walk off!
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