Shnipple Wiffle

A cooler, more advanced way to say "sniper rifle" while playing any online game such as Halo, Call of Duty, Counter-Strike, Battlefield, etc.

I invented this word, let that be known. It lessens the tension in a match and also makes the user sound like a total badass if pulled off correctly with the proper 'old-skool' accent.

Player 1: Aw, man, there's like 12 enemies behind that wall over there!

Badass (in very hardcore, deep, quiet tone): Don't worry, my Shnipple Wiffle will take those fuckers out...

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wiffle bag

the bag that would or could hold wiffle dust

see wiffle dust

"this mattress encostment is actually just a wiffle bag for all the good it does".

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Wiffle Ball

A code word for smoking marijuana.

Tyler: Hey lets go play some wiffle ball, Drew!
Drew: Sure! Do you have any wiffle balls?
Tyler: Of course!

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Wiffle Karen

That one old lady who lives across the street. She hates when you clobber her house with wiffle balls and when you knock them over her fence. She screams WTF ARE YOU!!! GET OFF MY PROPERTY YOU LITTLE SCUMBAGS!! Then you relocate and and cry for the rest of your life!

Did you hear about the Wiffle Karen in the hood? Rumor has it that she chewed out a bunch of kids for breaking her window with a plastic ball!!

wiffle snatch

Wiffle snatch: A small amount of marijuana.

Man I only have a wiffle snatch left.

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wiffle ball

Noun or Verb: To perform sexual intercourse with a penis made semi-flaccid by intoxication or exhaustion.

"Oh man, I could barely get it up after all those beers. The best I could give her a was a wiffle ball."

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wiffle beard

A very patchy beard, the pattern resembles that of a wiffle ball. It is common in teenage boys, but occasionally found in old men who cannot grow a solid beard. Becomes visible in an untrimmed beard once it is past the scruff stage. Past the peach fuzz stage.

What is with Keanu Reeves' wiffle beard, didn't he finish puberty yet?

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