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A popular vacation destination in South Jersey known for its colossal amount of seaweed. Locals will blame it on a tropical storm, but we know better.
Hey you going to Wildwood this weekend? Watch out for the seaweed.
Verb: to shit violently and simultaneously throw up in a Canadian gas station rest room after leaving Wildwood lodge.
Man, I wildwood’ed that bathroom.
Wildwood Credt is located in the Jersey Shore. It isn’t as trashy as North Wildwood but is still the hella good time. It has the best beach and the best boardwalk around which is a few minutes away from Wildwood Crest. The boardwalk there has so much more to do than ocean city boardwalk. Ocean City, Sea Isle, Avalon, and Long Beach Island are so overated when it comes to Wildwood. Those places are for the rich snobs who don’t know how to have fun. Wildwood Crest is specifically for the richer people and if you own a house there you will have the time of your life. People in Wildwood Crest know how to have fun which some people say make it a trashy area but it’s really just a fun time that only the best people get in on. Wilwood Crest is really the shit.
Girl 1: let’s go to my beach house in Ocean City
Girl 2: Hell no we’re going to Wildwood Crest where people actually know how to have fun.
Girl 3: Yeah Wildwood Crest is the shit.
This is a fat cock who has survived in the wilderness and hunts his prey viciously. You cannot stop the attack, as willered can outrun you.
“Oh no, the wildwood willered is after me!”