Random
Source Code
Random
A lovely man with a big heart. Often a bit overprotective and territorial. Does not like alpha males in his zones and likes to be boss. But will make up for his rudeness with a flash of his beautiful eyes and lots of love.
Girl 1: Did you hear Winston barking at that dude?!
Girl 2: Ya, he is just Winston.
4👍 1👎
noun, plural winstons.
1.
a potato;
2.
a person or object bearish strong resemblance to a potato;
3.
potato based edibles.
"I'll have some more mashed winstons please"
"could you pass the Winston sticks (french fries) please"
"would you like that with a baked winston?"
3👍 1👎
A Winston is the opposite of a Chad but yet quite the little specimen. This person( typically a boi) will mess you up if you talk trash about anime, metal music, and etc. This person loves video games but has a good physique.
(Guy 1)Woah!!! Dude, did you see that guy?!?
(Guy 2) yea man that boi on fire... I think that's Winston.
3👍 1👎
The mythical IT/Facilities guy who 'fixes' things that don't need fixing so they *become* broken, or who never appears at all but is always "going to be here next week."
noob drone: "GD it, why don't I have a dial tone this morning? My phone worked yesterday!"
wally-drone: "Dunno. I guess Winston fixed it."
noob drone: "Who the f*k is Winston?? I need my phone to work!"
wally-drone: "He's the phone guy! Just do your best. I think he'll be back next week."
24👍 29👎
A person who is completely incapable of eating anything without having it go all over their face. Like a small child, this person will also not clean up after themselves, call people mummy and needs constant care.
Steph: Did you go to lunch today with your boyfriend.
Courtney: Ugh....yeah, hes such a Winston, its disgusting.
24👍 33👎
A British five pound note, or fiver, named for the likeness of Winston Churchill printed on the edition of the notes used from 2016 onwards.
I weed all over my Winston, but fortunately the hydrophobic coating meant that after a good shaking it was accepted by the Lidl self-service till.
Bro you need to get rid of your Winstons, they are made out of pig sperm.
The prototype of people reposting the daily fake news on social networking, which they have no first hand knowledge of whatsoever, from George Orwell's book called 1984.
That LinkedIn guy is winstoning again reposting and interpreting unvalidated fake news.