wiped

Being some ones bitch

Man dat bitch tyree is wiped

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Wipe

An offensive term usually used by teenagers to describe how annoying or autistic someone is at the moment.

Aidan: Men tastes good with Stromboli and pepperoni.
Brandon: Shut up wipe.

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memory wipe

A real dumb ass, someone who doesn't get it, as if they've lost their mind.

You know not what you speak of, memory wipe.

Razzy Wipe

Dry humping someones back whilst they work

Dave: Bobby, go give the new lad a Razzy Wipe

Infinity wipe

Similar to ass crayon. The feeling after taking a huge dump that your wiping is doing nothing for your coulo. It almost seems as though you will never get off the toilet, and you will be wiping for all eternity.

After exiting the washroom at a party, Dan is asked: "what took you so long in there man", Dan replies "Infinity wipe, bro".

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Gib wipe

A phrase commonly used by players of "escape from tarkov" when a update to the game is near.

When an update goes live, the game gets wiped, hence the phrase *gib wipe*

Some players just use the ASCII art:

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ to symbolise gib wipe

༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ Nikita, gib wipe

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Mystery Wipe

There you are, comfortably seated, and just finished doing your business, when you realize, There Is No Freaking Toliet Paper! Karma has chosen this moment to give you that little payback you know you've got coming ;)

Presented with few cringworthy options, you notice the small waste basket your girl keeps next to the toilet. Therein lies the "Mystery Wipe."

Now this is a real gamble. Like a bad fortune cookie, you just don't know what you're gonna get. But, after pondering the alternative, you close your eyes and reluctantly dig-in, hoping for the best. We've ALL been there;)

Man, we ran out of toilet paper and I had to "go-fish" in the Mystery Wipe!