a wank and a jobby(a shit) at the same time
im gonna go have a Wobby lads, back in a second.
An enormous person usually called a beach whale who's breasts are double d sized
Hey you mama is a wobby blue!
When you sneakily jack off beside your significant other, and finish on them. Without them knowing.
Last night my girl wanted to watch a movie instead of sex, so I just did a silent wobby while I was "getting a snack".