Wombat

A stereotype for rich South Americans temporarily staying in the United States that do the following:

1. Constantly jaja
2. Douse themselves in cologne or perfume
3. Congregate in large groups where Spanish is the primary language
4. Have no shame in taking the elevator down from the 2nd floor of apartment buildings
5. Party on random weekday nights while listening to Celine Dion or Marc Anthony

5. Talk with their Papis or Mamis on the phone for 2/3 of the day
6. Use massive amounts of hair gel or makeup on a regular basis
7. Use English for sole purpose of buying expensive clothes at Gucci and Versace
8. Wear clothes that are too tight or extremely revealing
9. Shun Americans that can't share in everyday jajaing
10. Wear white athletic socks with boat shoes

The term wombat comes from the babbling sounds heard when they're in clusters (womb-ba-ba-ba-ba)

I was stuck in the elevator today when wombats surrounded me and started jajaing

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Wombat

A joint so big (usually 8 inches or longer and 3-4 inches thick) that after smoking it you are paralized.

After we smoked that wombat Jeff rolled we were fucking comatose.

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wombats

An amazing, cuddly, adorable little critter that is more than just the biggest marsupial!!

Comes in three designer types:

Egyptian, German, African

OHMIGAWD look at those wombats!! HE IS SO POOPIN CUTE!!

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wombate

When siblings have previously shared a womb. As a result, they can share any space they are given without getting in each other's way.

Paula and Carla are wombies for life!

Paula and Carla were wombates for nine months.

wombat

The act of "un-sticking" ones testicles from their legs via a small short-bursted hop/jump/rocking motion. Normally used in a repetitious manner for approximately 2-5 seconds. Can be used in a side-to-side or front-to-back manner.

Sorry, I had to wombat! It's hot as hell out here!

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the wombat

The act of pushing back the foreskin of an uncircumcized penis and throwing said dick into the belly button of a larger proportioned woman, as if you are rereleasing an animal back into the wild.

I made an amateur porn the other night in my bedroom with sarah and did the wombat...too bad man vs. wild is already a show title.

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Wombat

Wombat is an aussie rapper who is the MADDEST cunt on planet earth and pulls the biggest cones you could imagine

Is that a zombie, nah it's Wombat

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