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another name for a penis. aka love muscle.
"He has such a big wonker donk."
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The act of being crooked or messed up.
The picture frame is all wonker-sided
It's like a wet willy but with your dick, you get the receiver to wet your dick and then stick it in their ear.
Man i can't wait to get home so my dad can give me my daily wet wonker!
The act in which one aggressively masterbates whilst viewing films starring the underground up-and-coming actor, 'Johnny Depp,' most well known for his astonishing performance as the character, 'Willy Wonka.' This term only applies when the Willy Wonking is conducted due to arousal caused by the presence of Johnny Depp. The arousal cannot be due to any outside stimulus or other aspects of the film that our messiah is starring in. If Johnny is only a side character in the film being viewed at the time, this term can still apply, so long as one acknowledges that Johnny Depp will always remain the true star in our hearts.
Joseph: I see you're still Wonking your Willy from before I left for work this morning. (Joseph leaves at 4am and came back at 10pm.)
Alex: I can't help it man, Johnny Depp makes me feel alive like no one else ever could. I had to find my old copy of Secret Window just to keep going. A Willy Wonker seems to be the only thing that gives me the strength to go on.
Kyle: Can you guys open the garage already? You know my nose can't fit through normal doors.
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Hey guys! Guess what? Hilary Clinton gots a Willy Wonker!
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A term used when everything goes wrong, or you seriously fucked something up
"God dammit, everything's gone kitty wonkers"
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1) Stupid slang for the movie "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory."
2) Male genitalia.
1) Joe: "Dude, let's go see that new Willy Wonker movie on friday!"
Hector: "What?"
Joe: "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory."
Hector: "KK"
2) Street Slut: "Hey big boy, how bouts you show me that nice looking Willy Wonker down there?"
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