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wooden stake

Used to kill vampires. Has to be struck into the heart.

Watch any vampire film.

by Matty D July 1, 2004

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Wooden Wonder

Nickname given to the deHavilland Mosquito, a British Fighter-Bomber used during World War Two. This aircraft was known for its lightweight all-wood construction, its speed and its ability to take damage.

"Oi, The Wooden Wonder t'wernt a better attack plane in the King's Air force and dat's a fact."

by JonathanChance September 30, 2003


wooden slab

Very uncommon hood slang. Used in place of "nigga" or "nigger". Is used as an insult and racist term against black people. Usually use it when describing a "rotten or dirty nigger"

This originated from a "spruce plank" "spruce slab" like from Minecraft, but it is most commonly used in the West as just wooden slab.

P1: Did you hear about that black guy that just robbed the bank?
P2: Those wooden slabs!

by YawnDerscore September 28, 2017


Wooden Driver

A specialist antique driver used by world class golfers. Specifically designed to send an agonising recoil up through your hands when contact is made with the ball (which isn't very often due to the ergonomic putter head) Recommended for ranges of 150 Yards and under. Great for pee rollers and low drives.

John "Are you jealous of my wooden driver?"
Andrew "Yes..." (He replies with a sad face knowing all the bank in the world will not acquire him such a weapon)

by Shanelovdahoop15 April 4, 2017

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wooden pony

a basic torture device consisting of a horizontal member such as a board or pipe on which the sufferer rests the weight of the crotch.

Good slaves get spanked, bad slaves ride the wooden pony.

by Anonymous October 2, 2003

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wooden music

Acoustic music, from the largely wood instruments such as acoustic guitars and basses, banjos, fiddles, dobros, etc.

Acoustic Sunrise on KFOG plays a lot of great wooden music.

by Dr. Badwrench March 29, 2008

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Wooden toaster

WTF IS A WOODEN TOATER

person: have you seen the new song from wooden toaster
person2: THE FUCK IS A WOODEN TOASTER
person: MACINTOSH PLUS - ใƒชใ‚ตใƒ•ใƒฉใƒณใ‚ฏ420 / ็พไปฃใฎใ‚ณใƒณใƒ”ใƒฅใƒผ PLAYS

by ANYHRTING BUT MY LIFE IS GOOD September 23, 2017

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