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An international waste of time.
Not only is soccer the world's silliest sport, this is just a sissy excuse to be an idiot. Far and away,the USA dominates the competition, and the other countries shed racist remarks towards opposing players.
A: What the hell is this garbage we're watching?
B: The World Cup.
A: Get this shit out of my face. Now.
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World Cup Style is a sexual move addon; The definition of performing any named sexual act while adding "world cup style" to the end, meaning performed in front of a large crowd that are blowing horns.
Traditionally, this activity can only be performed for one month every four years.
Guy 1 - "Dude, my girlfriends being a total bitch"
Guy 2 - "Tell her to STFU and give her a nice Hot Karl World Cup Style"
"She was getting out of line, I had to give her a David Copperfield world cup style"
When several people from different countries and ethnicity’s (more than 10 required) all come together to deficate into a large goblet or cup, whereupon the winner is decided by whomever swan dives into the goblet eating their way out of it and surviving.
Remember when you said I wouldn’t amount tho anything mom, well guess who just won The Great World Cup
A women who loses her husband to the greatest sporting event in the world for a whole month every four years, thus rendering her a widow for the duration of the tournament.
The world cup widow's husband wouldn't talk to her because he was busy watching Switzerland play Honduras.
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The 2026 world cup is an event that will take place between the USA, Canada, and Mexico. This world cup is an utter joke and disgrace. Any country that calls football "soccer" shouldn't be allowed to host nor Participate in a world cup. Especially if it's the USA and Canada. There are many problems to this world cup as well, such as the stadium in Atlanta being extremely plain and boring and looking like the type of stadium you would host an American football game in. Even the Qatar world cup is not as corrupt as 2026. God save us from the Americans. The world cup would be better if it was EVEN hosted in zimbawe...
Johnny sins: Hey bro are you watching the world cup 2026?
Donald trump: nah bro it's boring
2026 world cup: football cup
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The need to watch football everyday, as that is what you've been accustomed to for a month. It is helped though by the frequency of matches being reduced as the world cup continues; acting as a tapering mechanism in the process.
John: What's wrong Mark, you ok?
Mark: Nah, this world cup withdrawal is killing me!!!
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A person that only watches soccer during the World Cup because it's en vogue, and is "sociably cool". World Cup fags never watch regular season games, never know anything about the teams prior to watching the World Cup, but always act like they've been following the sport for their entire life.
"Look at those fags outside playing soccer. They were just playing basketball the week before the World Cup."
"Yeah, that's because they're World Cup fags!"
"Look at those douches with three flags on their cars. They don't even play or watch soccer. Fucking World Cup fags."
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