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What the students in high school play during the winter season since they are too short and uncoordinated and pretty much just too un-athletic to play basketball.
Johnny sucked at basketball in gym class but decided to join the wrestling team so he could feel like he was worth a shit by taking other guys down on the mat without realizing he was a total fag! Enjoy the 20 people that come and watch your wrestling meets, Johnny!
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The only sport in which groping and dry humping your opponent is considered acceptable. Invented by homosexual Greek Olympiads in the early 1300s B.C., it was originally played completely in the nude. Modern society has rejected this style professionally, but homosexuals still practice the original tradition worldwide. In modern instances of this sport, heterosexual men have embraced this sport for proving to themselves that they are indeed better than the smarter and smaller men and claim that writhing on the floor with another man is merely for the athletic purposes.
Sure, wrestling may be a rigorous activity, but it's a little too awkward for me.
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A Sport which everyone tries to defend with allegations as, you have to dehydrate, be anorexic, and an insomniac to compete in. see Mary-Kate Olsen
just for 6 minutes? Please Football players are on the pitch for 90mins straight, and you guys are claiming to be tough with 6 minutes? get a life you sorry bastards, and let's not get started about MMA fighters.
Wrestler: "My ideal body, is that of Mary-Kate Olsen"
Me: "Wrestling is gay, and so are you"
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How parents try to cover up their sexual interactions when they are caught by their child.
"Mommy, what are you and Daddy doing?"
"We're just wrestling sweetie."
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Wrestling is a sport which is considered very gay. It includes guys who continuously touch each other and fight to come out on top.
Person 1: bro did you see that Wrestling match?
Person 2: yea. Tanner looked so gay during it
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Wrestling is when two men go on a mat and perform gay sex
Wrestling in an example
Hey man want to wrestle me?
Sorry but I’m not gay.
Ok
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A gay sport where two little boys intertwine penises due to the lack of getting pussy and being a faggot. It is also known as "gay stripping", it is sometimes referred to as a sport, but in fact it is more of a pedophiliactic activity in which only gay pedos participate in.
"Hey did u see that faggot Luke do wrestling? "
"Yeah, he is such a fag pedo, he gets no pussy"
"Yeah, we get tons of pussy since we play a mans sport, rugby"
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