Wrist-a-thon

The generic, colloquial name given any window of time whereby a person has privacy, access to some form of erotic stimuli, and uses these things to engage in serial masturbation. Often times, wrist-a-thon's are brought on by temporarily depleted domiciles (roommates, parents gone for extended periods) that allow the wrisitng afficianado to drop trou and beat the bishop or, if female roll the bean, often times for hours on end.

Man...I'm exhausted...my roomate was out of town all week and he left his porn stash out...between the mags and the 'net, I had a three-day wrist-a-thon. I musta busted a nut 22 times in three days. I'll have to remember to mop up the love stains before he gets back into town.

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Wrist Jogging

The act of wanking, hand shandy, knocking one out, pulling ones self off,

Mother: wft are you doin under thoese bed sheets timmy?
Timmy: erm, playing tents.
Mother: no thats deffinately wrist jogging !!!!!

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slap on the wrist

1)An unsevere punishment.

2)A warning.

1) Joe: Are you sure I should steal that car?
Fred: Yea, go for it! If you get caught you'll just get a slap on the wrist.
2)Officer: I'll let you two off with just a slap on the wrist this time for speeding.

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Wanker's Wrist

Strain of the wrist from jerking it too much, also characterized by excessive muscle growth on one wrist.

"Johnny was hospitalized with wanker's wrist."

wrist hug

A cautious or reluctant hug, where the embrace ends at the hugger's wrists; the hands don't make contact with the recipient's back. Often interpreted as lacking commitment.

Similar to hover hug.

Whether because of social anxiety, or to conceal his excitement, Ebenezer greeted people with wrist hugs.

cheese wrist

An accumulation of wrist fat - giving the appearance of a thick but squishy tree stump like wrist and forearm, found particularly in old women with hypertension and chunky babies

"Man that clare and her nanna have proper cheese wrists, would not like a thump from her"

Limp Wrist

A wrist action to refer to gays.

The limp wrist meme was launched online when an interview of Cate Blanchett for Cinderella in 2015 resurfaced on Twitter. She used the limp wrist to clarify “gays” and not the “gaze” in a miscommunication.

Reporter to Cate Blanchett: you have such a gaze—
CB: I’ve got a whole lot of gays?
R: you have a signature Disney villain gaze. How do you do it? Can you teach me—
CB: Oh I’m sorry, I thought Disney villain GAYS. As in the gay Disney villains...
R: *laughs*
CB: Sorry this is an accent disfunction. You mean the gaze *stares*, not the gays *limp wrist*.

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