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A generally annoying person; an ignoramus
Don't be such a tufty wump or you'll get the bish bish bish
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To throw a carton of milk at someone at full force.
Milk wump: "HA! I just milked wumped Mrs. Lichtenfeld in between the boobs!"
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a texas term meaning one who sits on a fence (ie his mug is on one side of the fence and his wump in on the other)
alt. a fence straddler
I have not heard the candidate state her position clearly even once. What a mug wump!
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To slap across the face (mug) with an erect or semi-erect penis, usually before or after oral sex.
She was feeling pretty frisky, so just for fun, I gave her a big wet mug wump after I blew my load in her face.
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A forceful, often clunky or unwieldy, movement, used to describe actions with weight.
*getting ready for a fight* “alright, you ready for a good wumpin’? Get ready for the haymaker!” *wumps you on the head*
“Could you please keep it down in there!? I can hear you wumping around your room and it’s driving me insane!”
Someone with the hottest breath imaginable. Also, they’re like sloth from the goonies, but gay.
A: “that faggot just touched me bro”
B:”oh shit bro, he’s such a wump, bro”