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Final Fantasy XIV

An amazing MMO and my favorite Final Fantasy game.

Wow bro you play Final Fantasy XIV? Wanna play later? I can tank for ya!

by Engrish Funny December 7, 2020


Final Fantasy XIV

The second MMO in the anime series "Final Fantasy" that takes people's money and prevents them from trying out or playing any other video games. Usually one of the games that causes your friends to undermine multiple series for not being made by Sqaure Enix

Guy 1: Hey man, what are you doing today?
Guy 2: Playing Final Fantasy XIV
Guy 1: you wanna maybe play Tekken later?
Guy 2: nah sounds lame, but you should buy Final Fantasy XIV and play with me instead

Guy 1: Didn't you say you were going to try out Persona 3 the other day?
Guy 2: Yeah but it's not final fantasy so it's obviously anime garbage, lemme get like 50 more hours into Final Fantasy XIV real quick

by Taxen July 31, 2018

7👍 5👎


Louis XIV

very arrogant King of France 1661-1715

it was Louis XIV who ordered the construction of Versailles and famously said " l'état c'est moi", I am the State

by Sexydimma December 29, 2020

1👍 9👎


Final Fantasy XIV Community

The biggest joke since former president Barack Obama. lickened to unholy abominations.

The Final Fantasy XIV Community won an award for best community, oh really? well Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize for starting more wars than everyone else

by Tetsuryuu December 2, 2021

15👍 12👎


Undead Chronic XIV

A notorious grifter selling a misogynistic fantasy universe under a fraudulent claim of being a biologist; If challenged, his first response is to turn to his followers, The Shitribe, then if that is ineffective will turn unironically to a woman to fight his battles for him

"Undead Chronic XIV told me all I need to do to get a woman was to slap her around the right way.'"
"And how did that work out for you?"

by Mandatory Carry May 5, 2024


Dirty Xiv

When you force someone to solve maths problems or you won't let them finish.

That girl was evil, she pulled a Dirty Xiv on me.

by sirtoffeethesecond September 20, 2021


Herman Mean Finger XIV

An old 50ish year old dude who is actually the sexiest man you’ll ever come across. Turns men gay upon eye contact. Has the eyes of Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior. Probably plays bass like the magnificent specimen he is. Has a beard trimmed into an almighty square that perfectly complements his orgasmic jawline. Wears a sick ass fedora without looking cringe. By far, the most based, gigachad, longest schlongiest human being you’ll ever experience.

Dude #1; “Hey man, I’m starting a cult for Herman Mean Finger XIV, wanna join?”
Dude #2; “Hell fucking yes I do.”
Woman with large tits #1; “Fuuccckkkk Herman Mean Finger XIV oh fuckkkk I’m cominggggggg.”
Woman with large tots #2; “Oooooh me toooooo fuckkk.”

by HermanMeanFingerXIVWorshiper November 3, 2022