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Xander is a boy who is known to have a big dick and is a really forward and funny person so fun to be around and a great person to have by your side. He is protective of those he loves but not overly so that it is weird
Person 1:he is so funny and protective of me
Person 2:he’s such a Xander
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A cool ass dude who is trustworthy and way overprotective. Hes quick to fuck some bitches up if they mess with his friends. Hes into some kinky shit but its all good because he makes the pain feel good ;)
“Dude did you see those marks on that girls ass?”
“Yeah dude she must’ve fucked a Xander.”
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One of a kind.To be Xander is to be masterful.Xander is better than everybody, in everything, including the guitar.Xander steals corndogs, and is a makeout god.
I want to bear seven of Xander's children.
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A badass person you don’t fuck with!
Don’t mess with him he is a Xander
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Xander is an extremely weird person who has an overwhelming grasp on theoretical physics and a strong immunity to the cold, some call him a bear(He also sleeps a lot). Xander is the type of guy to question everything you say, ever. Xander also is a spooky scary wizard with magical powers that include being able to lop lasers out in space. But the thing Xander is the most is a wonderful guy who gets all da hoes
That guy is butt naked outside and it’s winter?!
He must be a Xander.
Why did that guy start screaming for no reason?
The answer to that my friend is incomprehensible to us ample headed people, for he is.... a Xander.
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14 inches of rock solid dick and a dark sensor of humor incredible at rhyming sexist homophobe and pretty cool when you get to know him he’s not actually sexist or homophobic just wants to make friends but doesn’t let people get close to him because he’s been betrayed a lot and beat up uncomprhendable
He must be a Xander I cant understand half the words he says
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